By Selwyn Duke

The most interesting presidential poll of all doesn’t go by the name of Rasmussen, Zogby or Gallup but, believe it or not, Nickelodeon.  Every year the children’s TV station has its young viewers weigh in on who they would choose for president, and they have picked the winner four of the last five presidential elections.

Nickelodeon’s poll is interesting for a number of reasons.  First, it involves a very large sample, over two million little respondents this year.  Second, young children (not teenagers) tend to reflect their parents beliefs.  These two factors make such a poll very significant.

So whom did they choose?  They chose Barack Obama, but, while that isn’t surprising, it gets more interesting still. 

The margin was extremely narrow, 51 percent to 49, which raises the question of why polling of adults gives Obama a wider lead.  My theory about this pertains to honesty, to the effects of political correctness.  What I mean is, the ploy of accusing whites who don’t support Obama of "racism" is so common, logic dictates that some small percentage of adult John McCain supporters would be reluctant to voice their choice to pollsters.  The kids, however, feel less such pressure (I won’t say none given that some Republican children have been harrassed in the propaganda mills euphemistically known as "schools") and, more significantly, cast their votes anonymously, just as their parents will in November. 

Moreover, if the children are deviating from their parents’ choices at all, it’s probably in Obama’s direction.  After all, the schools are rife with leftist ideology, and, since most teachers favor the Illinois senator, some students will reflect this as well.  Also remember that many children think Obama is "cool" for the same reason they think black NBA players are so: They have been so exposed to hip-hop garbage culture — which is portrayed as hip — that they now associate being white with being nerdy being black as the gold standard.  By the way, as an example of what I’m talking about, I know a couple that is supporting McCain but whose ten-year-old son likes Obama.  (This is why some democrats have proposed granting voting rights to 14-year-olds.)

On the other hand, however, another factor in the poll may favor McCain.  Nickelodeon is a cable station; thus, one would have to think that minorities in big cities — who support Obama, are expected to vote in unprecedented numbers but are somewhat less likely to have cable — may be underrepresented. 

I suppose that many Republicans will find a poll with such a track record disheartening, but, it should be pointed out that it was wrong the last time around; that year the children chose John Kerry by a wide margin.

Having said this, I’ve long believed it would take a minor miracle for McCain to win.  Obama is a fairly slick demagogue, reads a teleprompter better than the average political schlub, and has the perfidious, deceitful mainstream media shaping public opinion 24/7 in his favor.  Moreover, I expect there will be voter fraud this election of unprecedented proportions.  But we shall see.

Oh, one last thing. 

Get out and vote.

That is, unless you’re one of the people who leave critical comments at this site.  To you, I’d like to point out that your one vote doesn’t really matter, anyway.

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15 responses to “Confirmation of Foolishness from the Mouths of Babes?”

  1. Walt Avatar
    Walt

    I, by having kids, watch my share of Nick’. It is wild how Nick’ a franchise of MTV has made a god out of BHO just like the liberal media. I wonder how kids would respond to a not so pointed question. For instance…If you get one large cookie for helping clean up the house and all of your brothers and sisters had the same offer yet they chose not to. Would it be fair if daddy took the cookie away from you and shared it with all of them equally? You know spread around the cookie.
    What do you think the poll numbers would show then? Most adults are no more informed about BHO than the kids. He is a Rock Star no more!

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  2. Jose Avatar
    Jose

    Walt,
    You inherited most of your cookies, a gift essentially. Nobody is asking you for all of them. I think you can part with the crumbs.

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  3. Janice Avatar
    Janice

    Yes, I can part with the crumbs, and do regularly, MY free choice to do so. Why does government get to decide how many crumbs I should part with and who to give them to? Am I too stupid to decide for myself? That’s insulting. On top of that, to put government in control of each of our little “crumbs” makes enough to open a bakery. A smart baker would succeed if given free materials, but THIS baker not only fails, but needs 700 billion more crumbs to bail out the poor choices they foisted on existing bakeries. They’ve already proven they can’t be trusted. I want their hands OUT of my cookie jar.

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  4. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    The funny thing about liberals is that they love sharing cookies as long as they’re other people’s cookies. They are the cheapest and most greedy and envious people you’ll ever meet.
    Jose, you can have my cookies right after I lace them with arsenic.

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  5. Jose Avatar
    Jose

    Thank you Paul. That’s very Christian of you.

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  6. W. Tieff Avatar

    I don’t remember inheriting jack sh!t, jose…
    And by your line of reasoning, I should be able to immigrate to Thailand, and expect that country’s junta government to subsidize my welfare by taxing child prostitutes. Why not? It’s just crumbs, right? Collecting revenue through taxation only serves to legitimize the thing that is taxed. So is the accumulation of wealth only legitimate for some, and not others? Why not tax the crumbs, after having already taxed the whole cookie? oh wait… that’s what our wonderful government already does. So I guess All’s Fair in Death and Taxes…………..

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  7. Jose Avatar
    Jose

    Janice,
    As long as there’s a decline in housing starts, Walt will have plenty of time to watch the cookie jar.
    Tieff,
    You are just too weird.
    Your friend,
    Jose the Undocumented Dry Waller

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  8. X Avatar
    X

    Janice,
    I hate to be the one to tell you this, but in these United States you are not alone! You are not the only soul that counts. You are entwined with every other soul in the country. You are not the Lone Ranger. You are not the fabled Rugged Individual. No one is. There never was one.
    We are all part of a society. We are all part of a nation. We are not each, little “nations of one.” We depend on each other and are responsible to each other. It’s not just about you. It is about us. It’s not about competition. It’s about cooperation. In the end, failure to recognize this simple truth will pave the way to disaster.
    Perhaps, the road is already paved and open for traffic. And we are driving on it screaming, “Look out and get out of my way!…Me First!….Me!…Me!…Me!”
    Perhaps, it is the end.

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  9. Vivienne Avatar
    Vivienne

    X,
    Will you please include your address on your next post so that charities can send you self-addressed, stamped envelopes for your generous and open-ended donations.
    Birthright and Catholic Charities will enjoy your non-discriminatory assistance and cooperation.
    On a side note – with the United States being the most compassionate and generous nation on Earth, surely you are able to recognize that Janice already contributes to others in need through her taxes.
    Please don’t overlook or minimize her ability and willingness to also take care of herself/her family without government assistance.
    That’s not selfish, that’s self reliant! A dreaded concept for a socialist.

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  10. X Avatar
    X

    Vivienne,
    Aren’t you the sweetest thing! Asking for my address on the pretext of sending me donation envelopes. You’re not going to get a date that way! Try the singles club at the church where you tithe.
    But, your suggestion has prompted me to make a donation in your name to the National Network of Abortions Funds. Maybe you’d like to contribute yourself. Put your full name and address up and I’ll send you an envelope.

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  11. Vivienne Avatar
    Vivienne

    Dear X (no surprise there)
    Ah, so you, too, have descernible ideas about where you’d like your money to go. I think you’ve just agreed with Janice’s point.
    Odd that you would so strongly admonish others for their lack of cooperation or collectivism and then seek monetary donations for the most exclusionary practice of all – abortion.
    I believe that’s the ultimate ME FIRST! ME! ME! ME! mentality you loath.

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  12. x Avatar
    x

    Viv,
    I’d like to respond, but I think S.D. may have locked me out. So much for free speech, eh?

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  13. X Avatar
    X

    Viv,
    My error…Anyway just forget it. It gets boring after a while. I’m sure you feel the same.
    God bless…X

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  14. 1 Avatar
    1

    Why anyone would support the Republican Party in light of the failings of this administration is beyond imagination. The George W. Bush presidency is the most failed presidency in living memory. Let’s count his failings:
    He failed to protect the nation from the 9-11 attack.
    He failed to act promptly to that aggression.
    He failed to kill or capture Osama bin Laden.
    He failed to destroy Al Queda.
    He failed the truth test in leading the country to war in Iraq.
    He failed to achieve clear victory in Afghanistan.
    He failed to achieve clear victory in Iraq.
    He failed provide for and protect returning veterans from those wars.
    He failed insulate the nation from the Abu Ghraib prison scandal and made scapegoats of those least responsible for it.
    He failed to rescue the people of New Orleans after Katrina.
    He failed to protect the border from the Mexican invasion.
    He failed to keep American jobs in America.
    He failed to protect American industry.
    He failed protect the Constitution with the passage of legislation that curtails our civil liberties.
    He failed to protect the economy from the Wall Street meltdown.
    I know somebody is going to say that, “It’s not his fault. That’s not his responsibility. He inherited that problem or it was Congress or whatever….”
    George W. Bush is the President of the United States of America. If he can’t lead, he should have gotten out of the oval office and stood inside the door of a Wal Mart store, where absent the wealth and connections of his family, he would likely be.
    The best thing you can say about the Democratic Party is that they are not the Republican Party and when you go to the voting booth choose accordingly.

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  15. ? Avatar
    ?

    1,
    You forgot one Bush failed to protect the world from the Necromongers. Geeeesh, the President for all intents and purposes is a figurehead. The filibuster knoted, earmark driven, house and senate own the day. None of the problems you mentioned above began yesterday. Only if Bush stepped beyond the autority given by the Constitution and flaunted his Executive order could he right all of the wrongs of the world, and then only if he had the ability of hindsight. The “Bush failed” mantra is nothing more than a clever slogan. The true American will look past the catchy slognas andresearch the truth.

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