By Selwyn Duke
Our authorities may not be able to track down Osama bin laden, but
never fear, they’re keeping us safe from budding little terrorists such
as first grader Zachary Christie. Caught red-handed, the Newark,
Delaware, six-year-old was suspended from his school and may face 45
days in reform school for violating the Christina School District’s
“zero tolerance” policy on weapons. His offense?
Bringing a camping utensil set to school.
The “weapon” in question is a “hobo tool” the first grader had
received after recently joining the Cub Scouts; it contains a fork,
spoon, and knife. Zachary was so excited about his new acquisition — as
any normal boy would be — that he brought it to school to use during
lunch period. School officials then suspended him, saying they have no
choice because the district’s code of conduct prohibits the possession
of knives “regardless of the possessor’s intent.”
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