By Selwyn Duke

He’s known for soda fights and opposing gun rights, and now he wants to be president, say sources. Well, in contrast to junk-food loving Donald Trump, at least we know there wouldn’t be any Big Gulps in the White House.

This intrepid nanny-stater is billionaire ex-NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg (shown) — whom I’ve affectionately dubbed Little Big Gulp (LBG) — and he has sung this song before. 

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