Failure FigureBy Selwyn Duke

No one really knows the exact number of rats living in New York City (unless one means Gotham politicians). In fact, estimates range anywhere from two million to 72 million — which breaks down to roughly four people for every one rat to eight rats for every one person — proving that the rodents aren’t big on answering the census. But one thing may be certain, say many Big Apple residents:

The rat population has been exploding in recent times.

And while some may claim this is another gift from outgoing mayor Bill de Blasio (and he is complicit), the direct blame, say many, lies with the COVID-19-inspired al fresco dining that has become a fixture of city life.

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2 responses to “Another Pandemic Gift? Your NYC Dining Companion Could be, Well, a RAT”

  1. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Thanks so much for this message of cheer. Likewise I wish you a Merry Mousemass and a Ratty New Year.

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  2. Pony Boy Avatar
    Pony Boy

    You have rats in your g FCC TV building in the Bronx you are a slumlord of the first degree. You do nothing to correct the problem

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