By Selwyn Duke

No, they don’t have peg legs and eye patches or often exclaim “Arrrgh, Matey!” and you won’t taste a cutlass’ cold steel if interrupting their nefarious activities. But the fact remains that crime has become so pervasive in California that pirates — yes, pirates — are now a problem in the San Francisco Bay area.

Well, it is said that the Golden State is a trendsetter. And as one commentator puts it, “Why stop at Detroit when you can become the next Somalia?”

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