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  • Song: "Obama Man" by Greg Morton http://youtube.com/v/zhhkF3dqXR0This is from a while back, but it is very funny. If you haven't heard it yet, enjoy.

  • University Perversity: America Taking the Stupid Pill

    The only thing worse than what college students are not learning is what they are learning. By Selwyn Duke It is said that our educators are preparing the young for the future, and this may very well be true. That is, if the movie Idiocracy — which portrays a dystopian future America in which sheer…

  • U.S. News and Hot, Sexy Chicks

    By Selwyn Duke If you’ve ever seen the movie Idiocracy, the title of this piece may seem familiar.  The film is a dystopian comedy about a futuristic America in which complete ignorance is the norm.  People are inarticulate to the point where even those of status — politicians, doctors, etc. — mangle the language and…

  • Congressman John Conyers' Wife Pleads Guilty to Accepting Bribes http://youtube.com/v/o1zaX91p14wMonica Conyers, wife of Rep. John Conyers and Detroit City Council member, has just pled guilty to awarding a sludge contract to a Houston company in exchange for cash bribes.  It is an offense punishable with up to five years in prison. In reality, this video…

  • Bob Hope and Politics http://youtube.com/v/RWpU8sX10_4This short clip is from the 1940 movie The Ghost Breakers. If you watch it, I don't think you'll be disappointed. Ah, how I long for the days when common sense could still be found in Hollywood.

  • The New Obama Song: "Obama Man" by Greg Morton http://youtube.com/v/zhhkF3dqXR0While Barack Obama's rending of America certainly is no laughing matter, this song about the subject certainly is clever and amusing.  Someone sent it to me just a little while ago, and it did give me some laughs.  It's sung to the tune of "Candy Man." …

  • The Marine and the Times Reporter

    A reader sent me the following little story.  I think you'll enjoy it immensely and appreciate its message. A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter…

  • It’s Time for a Greed Czar

    By Selwyn Duke With the recent passage of the “TARP bonus” bill, it’s obvious that our politicians are finally serious about tackling the problem of greed.  It’s about time, too.  We’ve long had “hate crime” laws, so one had to wonder when the next deadly sin would make it on the legislative agenda.

  • How to Use Your Children to Annoy a Liberal

    By Selwyn Duke Since liberals place a premium on tolerance, the loving and charitable thing to do is help them develop it.  Note here that, unbeknownst to many, tolerance involves enduring something considered to be a negative.  We don’t tolerate a fine meal or a nice car, for instance; we relish such things.  But we…

  • Reader Email — The Fetal Position: A Prospective

    Dateline Royter’s 3/10/2011- In a plea for continuing funding for her research, Dr. Elita Desdemona (senior research coordinator at Harvard) asked President Obama this week to “please continue and enhance the governments funding of embryonic stem cell research.” In her 1500 page report, Dr. Desdemona cited, “although we have not, to this day, delivered to…