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  • Video: Don’t Support Kamala! A Man Smarter Than She is Diagnoses Her Problem

    By Selwyn Duke If you want to know what's wrong with Kamala Harris, this video explains it. And wait till you see who's rendering the diagnosis!

  • Top Ten Things Putin Said to Obama about Ukraine

    By Selwyn Duke While Barack Obama’s recent telephone conversation with Russian president Vladimir Putin about the Crimean standoff has been widely reported, the exact substance of the discussion has remained a mystery. That is, until now. Owing to highly placed confidential sources, I’m pleased to report that I have become privy to some of the…

  • Obama’s Teleprompter Joins the Occupy Wall Street Movement

  • Reader Email: Turn Back the Rahmulans! (A Satire by a Nerd)

    After their sweeping Proconsul victory of the “Cap and Trade” bill, led by Chief Proconsul Nazi Pelosi, at the urging of Rahmulan Emanuel, it appears the Rahmulans and Prater Obama have been turned back and have been forced to their side of the neutral zone — for a time.  The Rahmulans started their incursion into…

  • The New Obama Song: "Obama Man" by Greg Morton http://youtube.com/v/zhhkF3dqXR0While Barack Obama's rending of America certainly is no laughing matter, this song about the subject certainly is clever and amusing.  Someone sent it to me just a little while ago, and it did give me some laughs.  It's sung to the tune of "Candy Man." …

  • It’s Time for a Greed Czar

    By Selwyn Duke With the recent passage of the “TARP bonus” bill, it’s obvious that our politicians are finally serious about tackling the problem of greed.  It’s about time, too.  We’ve long had “hate crime” laws, so one had to wonder when the next deadly sin would make it on the legislative agenda.

  • How to Use Your Children to Annoy a Liberal

    By Selwyn Duke Since liberals place a premium on tolerance, the loving and charitable thing to do is help them develop it.  Note here that, unbeknownst to many, tolerance involves enduring something considered to be a negative.  We don’t tolerate a fine meal or a nice car, for instance; we relish such things.  But we…

  • Reader Email — The Fetal Position: A Prospective

    Dateline Royter’s 3/10/2011- In a plea for continuing funding for her research, Dr. Elita Desdemona (senior research coordinator at Harvard) asked President Obama this week to “please continue and enhance the governments funding of embryonic stem cell research.” In her 1500 page report, Dr. Desdemona cited, “although we have not, to this day, delivered to…

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  • Black Official Wants Test Made Easier for Blacks; Likens Blacks to Athletes, Not Students

    By Selwyn Duke What do you think of this reasoning: If a given group doesn't perform as well as other groups on a test, then the exam is by definition discriminatory and should be discarded?  This is the rationale that was applied to police-department exams in the 1970s in a bizarre application of government civil-rights…