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Moslem Footbaths and Porky’s Revenge

In the news section, we have a WorldNetDaily.com piece about how officials at Kansas City International Airport have denied that their recently installed footbaths are designed specifically for Moslems.  We are to believe they are for everyone’s washing pleasure.  OK, fine then, I have an idea.

Airports have food courts, and the next time you step on a piece of bacon and it gets stuck on your shoe (don’t you just hate when that happens?), I suggest that you put those footbaths to good use.  Or, you could be wearing sandals and drop your pulled pork sandwich on your feet; it’s very annoying when those slivers of delicious pig meat get stuck in your toes, you know.   And, of course, there is the grease and fat as well.  A good cleansing would be in order.

Then, you might step in the droppings of man’s best friend . . . well, some men’s best friend, anyway.  Now, you wouldn’t want to trudge around an airport in such an excrementitious state, especially since certain people seem to fancy dogs unclean animals.  The solution?  Hey, you know where to go to clean your dogs.

After all, the footbaths are for everyone.

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13 responses to “Moslem Footbaths and Porky’s Revenge”

  1. Ray Hicks Avatar
    Ray Hicks

    Kansas City is not the only place in America where footbaths are being installed for our Moslem brethren. The University of Michigan at Dearborn is also in that game and the ACLU has given its blessing to the idea, saying that it is okay to spend the required state money for the baths. Next, we will be celebrating Ramadan in our schools as part of a generalized acceptance of the values of just about everything. Oh well! What are you going to do? I’d suggest you start by taking a look at the effect that kind of multicultural good will has had in the U.K and Europe. If you like it, go ahead and build some footbaths. But realize that’s only the beginning.

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  2. Ray Hicks Avatar
    Ray Hicks

    Okay, so I guess now we are actually celebrating Ramadan in the schools, at least in Oak Lawn, Illinois. (See: News) Well isn’t that nice? Are they going to install footbaths there too? What’s next? Voodoo and Santeria holy days? Should they be represented as well? How about having girls being kept apart from boys in the schools and forced to wear a head scarf, so as not to offend pious Moslem sensibilities? When does it stop? Of course, where the whole thing is headed, is for the schools to completely ignore any religious holiday. Bye-bye Christmas!

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  3. Cadence Storm Avatar
    Cadence Storm

    Perhaps we need to make Pork our national meat and we can name our rotweillers Mohammed. We’d better start speaking up for our nations and somewhat louder than those who are all too willing to abandon our traditions and culture.
    I am Cadence Storm and I believe in taking back our courts and the justice system, taking back our governments and taking back our countries. Join us today!
    The Conservative Storm
    http://www.conservativestorm.com

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  4. 1773 Avatar
    1773

    i think it will be a great idea to separate girls from boys and make them wear head scarf also to make pork illegal around the globe!! wounld’nt that be the best thing, to introduce islamic law everywhere!! think about the great impact it would have on the world. islam is reality, time for u to wake up to the truth before its too late and find urself in hell!

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  5. 666 Avatar
    666

    you will never gain back your courts, the justice system, your governments and your countries. it will never happen the world is changing- you will lose everything nothing will be your’s and muslims will rule the world. INSHA ALLAH. YOU WILL BE DOOMED BY GOD!!

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  6. Avatar
    Anonymous

    NO WAY, I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU AND NO ONE WILL!!

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  7. LCPL Avatar
    LCPL

    I FIGHT FOR THE VERY FREEDOM WE ENJOY AND I AM SURE THAT NEITHER I OR ANY OF MY FELLOW MARINES WILL ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN! OORAH!

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  8. JS Avatar
    JS

    Take heart, my friend.
    The muslim invasion of Europe was turned away by a handful of spikey Germans in the 5th Century A.D.
    Islam will suffer an even harsher destiny if it confronts America!

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  9. ramitdanyourass Avatar
    ramitdanyourass

    Bush is owned by Saudi- these guys are creating the problems. Once Bush leaves, no more saudi influence.

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  10. democrat Avatar
    democrat

    1773 and 666, you guys are completely insane! No one wants to follow the rules of your foolish religion and spiritual practices. It’s funny you all want to go other places and insert this demonic spiritual practice into seemingly healthier and perfectly well-established democracies. Keep your foolish asses in your own regions and leave the rest of the sane world alone!!!!!

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  11. hartley Avatar
    hartley

    i have an idea of what to do in a foot bath ,
    you know , when ya gotta go , ya gotta go

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  12. Richard Avatar
    Richard

    Muslim footbath = Infidel urinal

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  13. whitequeen68@yahoo.co.uk Avatar
    whitequeen68@yahoo.co.uk

    you see now the muslims openly boast they will destroy the west? means you as well as us. in england i seen them marching; ‘to hell with democracy’ and ‘die freedom’…they are quite mad. how can we [any of us not yet criminally insane with sociaist ideology] get shot of this diseased mob? last year i read some fat ugly sheikh saying ‘look at the demographics. there will be 100, 000, 000 moslems in europes guts in ten years. all thats left for us to do is wait and plan the destruction of the infidel’…isn’t it true? so now will someone please admit that socialism uses christian ideas to get these parasitic worms IN? in order to destroy? so then these are your modern judases then aren’t they? and islam is the army of the devil. they love to drool over ideas of burning…you. women. anyone. suggest you americans start defending. stop talking. as we must too. so now we all see the crusades was provoked. for the same reasons. these monsters drive the sane into doing so; and then hate them for it. gerry.

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