By Selwyn Duke

The following piece of snap commentary about the perfidious Mike Huckabee was originally posted a few weeks ago.  However, with all the "buzz" he has been receiving of late, I decided it was time to give him a bit more of the kind of buzz he deserves. 

Former Arkansas governor and presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has
been picking up some support lately, allowing him to actually register
in the polls.  Why, he just seems like a golly-gee good old boy.  There
is something everyone seems to have forgotten about Huckabee, though:
He sold his soul in shamelessly pandering to the illegal alien lobby.

As pointed out in this NewsMax piece, Huckabee actually implied that those who want illegals deported are tantamount to slave masters.  Said Huckabee,

One of the great challenges facing us is that we do not commit the
same mistakes with our growing Hispanic population that we did with
African Americans 150 years ago and beyond. We’re still paying the
price for the pathetic manner in which this country handled that . . . I think frankly the Lord is giving us a second chance to do better than we did before.

This
inane comment should outrage everyone — save those who have invaded
our country and flout our laws.  To equate overt and egregious
discrimination against citizens with the insistence that aliens respect
our laws and sovereignty is so preposterous that, quite frankly, mere
words cannot sufficiently relate the disgust I feel.  And I imagine
that many black folks will be pleased as punch when they hear about
Huckabee’s drawing of this equivalence.

Then, "Huck the Huckster," as he should now be called, was speaking
to the League of United Latin American Citizens.  While again doing
some hispandering he said,

"Pretty soon, Southern white guys like me may be in the minority."

This drew laughter from the crowd, although the humor does seem to
elude me.  Of course, it may actually be a good thing if he means
Southern white guys exactly like him; in other words,
pandering, pusillanimous, puerile demagogues who have no regard for
their culture, language or for the sacrifices made by ancestors who
helped forge this nation.  I don’t know about anyone else, but I think
embracing policy that will forever change the cultural ecosystem of the
United States and transform her into a Third World nation should evoke
tears, not laughter.

Huck the Huckster is right about one thing, however, in that the
Lord may be giving us a second chance to do better than we did before;
that is, in electing a president.  His outrageous comments on
immigration alone — regardless of whatever else he may do or say or
however he may try to spin it —  should disqualify him from holding
any public office.  Huck makes John McCain look like a nativist.  He is
despicable. 

There is, though, one parallel between the plight of antebellum
slaves and that of the invaders: Both situations were welcomed by
people who wanted cheap labor.  And, as far as Invasion USA goes, it’s
also welcomed by those who want cheap votes.