Like everyone else, I receive many bulk emails.  Some are nonsensical, some are banal, but then there are a few that are worth relating.  The one that follows falls into that category.  While I can’t be sure that all the events actually happened (how can one be?), it nevertheless makes some important points in a very powerful way.

It starts out:

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury [this is the lunkhead who recommended acceptance of certain elements of Sharia Law] if our plans for Iraq were just an example
of empire building’ by George Bush.

He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young people into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

You could have heard a pin drop.

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Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?" A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?"

You could have heard a pin drop.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, ‘whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’ Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’

You could have heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE…

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in ’44 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any darn Frenchmen to show it to."

You could have heard a pin drop.

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13 responses to “You Could Hear a Pin Drop . . .”

  1. best thing ever .you dont like it here ,you dont like america and its policies ......THEN GET THE FU Avatar
    best thing ever .you dont like it here ,you dont like america and its policies ……THEN GET THE FU

    THIS EMAIL CAN BASICALLY SHUT DOWN EVERY 9/11 CONSPIRACIST . BUSH HATERS AND AMERICA HATER . ALL YOU DAMNED SOULS THAT PICKETT DEAD SOLDIERS FUNERALS. I WISH I COULD ROUND YO ALL UP AND DROP YO OFF IN PAKISTAN AND TELL YOU I TOLD YOU SO WHEN THEY CUT YOUR HEAD OFF. STAND UP FOR THE COUNTRY THAT HAS GIVEN YOU SO MUCH ………EVEN THE RIGHT TO SPREAD YOUR IDIOTIC VIEWS OF LIFE.

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  2. best thing ever .you dont like it here ,you dont like america and its policies ......THEN GET THE FU Avatar
    best thing ever .you dont like it here ,you dont like america and its policies ……THEN GET THE FU

    THIS EMAIL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Richard Avatar
    Richard

    The stories are, I imagine, wholly untrue. The email as a whole is a perfect illustration of why Americans are so widely detested. If they stopped boasting that “We won the war for you, you continental cowards” they could make some time to reflect for a moment on – oooh, say, Russia’s sacrifices and contributions to stopping Hitler – and, oooh, France’s contribution to Médecins Sans Frontières. I do not notice America ever having been disposed to acknowledge Russia’s contrbution to winning the war – not, at any rate, since it agreed to the partition of Germany as a thankyou present to Stalin.
    The line “The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return” is one of the most nauseating bits of cant I have read for quite a while.

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  4. Walt Avatar
    Walt

    Richard, you obviously are a Harvard professor. The difference between the US and Russia in WW2 is Russia had to fight or be overthrown. We fought to help our friends from being overthrown. BIG DIFFERENCE!!!!!! We invested money into West Germany after WW2 and Russia raped their portion. You have taken one too many hits on the bong my friend!

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  5. Richard Avatar
    Richard

    Gosh – when you Americans overreact, you really do overreact, don’t you?

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  6. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    These stories are retarded and ridiculous. Don’t feel proud over this email, feel ashamed that you beleive any of that nonsense.

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  7. Jordan Avatar
    Jordan

    What do you mean, you can’t be sure the events happened?
    Some of them, you can. A quick google search brought up this much:
    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/p/powell-empires.htm — The Colin Powell bit – mostly true.
    From a thread on Snopes.com, I see that the aircraft carrier bit is potentially true – although the numbers on it are off.
    http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=27302&page=3
    That’s two out of four for something that’s been called “retarded”, “ridiculous”, “I imagine, wholly untrue” (don’t imagine things are untrue if you can look them up and see if they are or not -_-) Not bad, for something I did a whole five minutes of research for on Google, huh?
    –Jordan, who is living proof that not all Americans are like “BEST THING EVER”.

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  8. Bob Meyer Avatar
    Bob Meyer

    This is one of the greatest e-mails going around the internet…..hope they can read this in French???
    God Bless this country and the men and woman whom fought for OUR freedom!

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  9. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    AMEN bro.!!

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  10. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    Only a moron like you would read an overreaction in what Walt said Richard (cranium) { a.k.a. “Dick Head” }
    If it wasn’t for American strength, engineering, and technologies; even England would be speaking German. Winston Churchill knew England needed Americas help in the war and never told FDR about his intelligence reports that indicated an inevitable attack on Pearl Harbor, because it was the ONLY way that America would get involved – You “sir” need to quit preaching your anti-American philosophies and start getting you facts straight!

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  11. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    And what country are you from Mark? France? people like you need to be castrated so you cant pass on your genetics to your unfortunate chidren

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  12. yoyo Avatar
    yoyo

    MMM and you guys dragged us into a losing battle in vietnam so we should make more jokes about you guys being over paid and over here?
    You really swallowed the exceptionalism kool aid.

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  13. Lin Avatar

    I don’t know about all of them but the one from Colin Powell is 100% true.

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