Jesse Jackson was moved to tears by Barack Obama’s presidential victory last night, but what was the man really thinking? Well, since I’ve been blessed with the power of telepathy, I can tell you.
Ol’ Jesse was truly moved by the realization of how this historic day had changed things irrevocably and thought to himself:
"All the secret service around . . . . Now I’ll never get a chance to rip his ____ off!"
Selwyn,
Forget about Jackson and stop blubbering yourself.
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Duke:
Your last two pieces are so pitiful I’m wondering if you have completely collapsed and are kneeling in your Westchester bathroom, like a disgraced Ronin; your button-down shirt pulled open, Wakizashi poised at your belly. Are ya…buddy?
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all of pukes’ pieces are pathetic. the only reason most of us who normally disagree with him is to somehow try to encourage him to see another point of view.
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No, Jesse’s just crying because his sermons were obviously far less inspiring than Reverend Wright’s! lol…….
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Faggocrat, I bet you’re really disappointed that prop. 8 was defeated but don’t be too discouraged for ‘change is a comin. It won’t be too long now before some boy loving judge just like you declares the peoples’ will unconstitutional and restores your homosexual nuptial prerogative so that you and your sweetheart can profess your undying devotion to each other in front of the whole world. And even if that doesn’t happen, there’s always Vermont. You could be the token poster child for a fabulously new state slogan…Vermont is for gay lovers…
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HC, you would know about Vermont, wouldn’t you? Being that you probably live there and consistently keep up with the advancement of homosexual marriage, tell us when your wedding is taking place so that we can send you some wedding gifts. What would you like, two male figures to place on top of your cake, or would you like for us to book you a honeymoon suite with a romantic backdrop for you and your partner? Or better yet, maybe you will find it in your pathetic heart to send us some cake. Idiot.
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HomoCrat, apparently you’re as confused intellectually as you are sexually. Stop pretending you’re not distraught by the ban on gay marriage. Let us know if the government rebuffs your petition for a refund to your wedding plans. We’ll start a faggocrat fund to heal your wounds. Time to stop protesting in the streets of LA with your friends, put away your leather zipper mask, pink fuzzy boa, and glittered handcuffs. Look at the bright side, at least you’ll always have fond memories of being a lovely Maid of honor at Mr. Sulus’s wedding.
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“HC” – “HomoCrat” – Something freudian going on with the manly HC? Stop trying to bulldog people buddy. You seem to know a lot about “leather zipper mask[s], pink fuzzy boa[s], and glittered handcuffs” yourself!
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Xcon, the HC is for HardCore conservative. Don’t you have some gay pride rally to go organize? I bet you’re really proud of your new socialist President and can’t wait until he starts enfranchising felons.
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HC,
Gee…HardCore…Really? That sounds so butch! Do you belong to militia and get dressed up in cammo and shoot guns and everything to protect yourself from all the fags you seem to find everywhere. (I suspect there is a reason that you just keep running into them. But, we’ll discuss that some more later.) I’m glad you took the bait and we can now start trading insults regularly, you big-bully man you. I’ll bet you look cute in leather sweetie.
Write back,
XXX
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Xcon, “hard-core” is just another innuendo for gay porn star. Everytime h/she (depending upon who’s behind whom) opens its’ pathetic mouth, you can tell what’s on its’ mind. He loves to tell us about his personal life. So as long as you blog here, be prepared to hear about it. Before long, h/she will be hitting on you, so be careful. But don’t blame h/she/it, cyberspace is the only place it can try to find a date.
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Faggocrat, how nice of you to finally introduce your sweetheart. Be sure to send us a lovely invite to your upcoming wedding fruitbash. Will you gals draw straws to decide who’ll lead and who’ll follow when the time comes for your first dance? If Vermont doesn’t work out for you girls, you can always try Iran. By the way time to let those little boys go home, they don’t love you.
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HC,
Can I call you HardCore? (Just the sound of that gives me a rush.) Why are you writing democrat and not me? I’m hurt. Isn’t there enough of you to around? Are you short; on time that is? Maybe write me after church tomorrow? I want to hear from you…
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that is the best joke reviving the “the Soprano Option” (as I might call it) that I’ve seen yet. Its obvious that those who worship the cult of you-know-who have no sense of humor. Banality is the hallmark of these drones. Such a poor diet: hope and change can’t come close to the nutritional value of bread and circuses.
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Morton,
You and Duke are sure on the same page. I’m shocked you didn’t end with “God Bless.”
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