There are certain things I wouldn’t do.  For instance, I just always realized that works such as The Lion King were fantasy and that it’s probably not a good idea to think you can reason with an African lion (it took me a few years longer to understand that the same thing applies to liberals, even though they exist, lamentably, beyond the realm of fantasy).  Thus, I would never get into an enclosure with a wild beast that could rip me to shreds (Siegfried & Roy, anyone?).  Yet this is exactly what the Daily Telegraph writer featured in this video did — and he learned that a lion’s conception of play is just a bit different from ours.

But, hey, this guy certainly proved he’s a man.  I just feel so inadequate now, albeit wholly intact.