By Selwyn Duke

If you want to know why we’re breeding some crazy youngsters
nowadays, you only have to look at the adults surrounding them. A case in point
is a Maryland elementary school that recently suspended a little child for
using an assault finger. Writes The
Examiner of Washington:

The
6-year-old, who attends Roscoe R. Nix Elementary School in Silver Spring, made
a gun with his hands, pointed it at another student and said "pow,"
according to Robin Ficker, the boy's attorney. He was given a one-day suspension,
with a conference on the matter planned for Jan. 2….

Wow.

He said “pow.”

And I bet it really was “POW!”

If you’re wondering why the child has
an attorney, know that as things currently stand, the boy’s permanent record
will indicate that he tried to shoot another student.

Yet we have to be fair. The Examiner also tells us, “According to a
letter sent by Assistant Principal Renee Garraway to the child's parents, this
was not the first time something like this had happened.”

Well, that’s definitely a pattern of
violent behavior. Why, who knows what this kid contemplates in his little
cranium over a morning bowl of Fruit Loops? And has his home been searched? He
may be in possession of miniature soldiers and tanks and brightly colored
weapons that shoot foam projectiles. I mean, I’m sure he’s not as bad as these
testosterone-fueled brats — please watch the video
so you can know what our gift-from-on-high liberals saved us from — but this
tyke is definitely a “bad boy.” Or is that considered a redundancy today?  

Worse still, I understand that this
violent boy creature used an index finger; it ranks in dangerousness second
only to the middle finger, which may only be extended by leftists, and only
then at a deserving target, such as faith, family, or freedom. As for the rest
of you kids, to be safe you must know modern school rules:

• The wrists should
  hang limply with all fingers well curled.
• Not so curled,
  however, that they form a fist.
• Remember, digit
  extension means direct suspension.
• The only exception
  to the above is when drinking a cup of tea, an act during which you may extend
  your pinky, daintily.

And when a child violates the above, action must be taken —
for his own good. As for the Maryland Finger Maniac, if we administer enough
Ritalin, he may one day start acting like a girl. Or if we really want to get
serious, we could go Sharia on his anti-social derrière and cut off that
offending finger. That’ll teach the little bugger.  

Call me paranoid, but as I’ve implied, I believe that a
motivating factor behind the school’s action is anti-male bias. It’s no secret
that leftist “educators” and psychologists have redefined normal boyish
behavior as a pathology. This, as much as all the blather about safety, is what
lies behind moves to ban types of play and games boys love, such as shooting
assault fingers, dodgeball, and competitiveness in general.  

What a world. If a boy brings a toy gun to school, he can be
suspended. But if he brought in a banana with a condom on it, well, I suppose
that would just be show and tell.

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