
By Selwyn Duke
“Equality is unfair!” proclaimed TV curmudgeon Archie Bunker in a 1974 All in the Family episode. “What’s the point of a man working hard all of his life trying to get someplace,” he bellowed, gesticulating wildly, “if all he’s going to do is wind up equal?!”
It was a hilarious scene and line and, as always, Archie’s argumentation left something to be desired. Ironically, though, his understanding of equality still might’ve surpassed that of our radical egalitarians.
After all, the latter act as if “equality,” per se, is a somehow meaningful measure. But imagine this:
You bring your child to a doctor for a check-up. Upon its conclusion you ask, “How is he?”
“Oh, good news,” replies the physician. “Your boy’s health is equal to that of all the other kids I treated today.”
Would you be reassured by this answer? I mean, the doc might’ve spent that morning working in a pediatric cancer ward.
Seem ridiculous? Well, consider that so much commentary today presupposes that achieving a state of outcome equality would somehow be beneficial.
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