• Piers Morgan Takes Aim at the Bible

    By Selwyn Duke

    You’ve got to hand it to bloviating Brit Piers Morgan. While
    he got most of the facts wrong in his recent targeting of the Second Amendment,
    it hasn’t stopped him from moving on to even more formidable targets.

    Such as the Bible.

    He says the book is “inherently flawed” — and needs to be
    amended.

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  • Hey, Libs, What about the Employer’s Body?

    AnatomyBy Selwyn Duke

    If a leftist expressed new-age spirituality and uttered the
    Zen idea that he was one with the Universe, I’d certainly believe him. What
    else could explain liberals’ seeming inability to know where their body ends
    and someone else’s begins?

    For instance, while abortion is justified with the battle
    cry “My body, my choice!” it is in reality a matter of what will happen to a
    body within the chooser’s body. Yet another example of this leftist tendency to
    confuse bodies as much as choices is the ObamaCare contraception mandate.

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  • What Would Jesus Shoot?

    By Selwyn Duke

    A co-religionist friend of mine asked some years ago, “What
    is the [Catholic] Church’s teaching on firearms…?

    Does it recommend an assault rifle or a shotgun?”

    He was kidding, of course, but not so funny are some recent
    attempts by liberal “Christians” to turn Jesus into Sarah Brady. Motivated by
    their unique brand of religiosity in the wake of the Sandy Hook shooting, they
    say that the Lord would never condone gun ownership. Why, didn’t He state, “[A]ll
    that take the sword shall perish with the sword”?

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  • Revealing Gun-owners Names Reveals Truth

    1080037_lowBy Selwyn Duke

    A birdcage liner in my county of Westchester, NY, The Journal News, has made national
    headlines by releasing the addresses of county residents licensed to own a
    handgun. The paper claims that in the wake of the Newtown shooting, citizens
    want to know more about the arsenals their neighbors may possess. Of course,
    the rag’s real motivation is obvious: it wants to “out” firearms owners. The
    thinking is, “Hey, you want to own a gun? Then we’re going to put you in the
    pusillanimous people’s pillory, where all things manly and traditional belong.”
    Hence the title of the Journal piece,
    “The gun owner next door,” which could be followed with “The pedophile next
    door” or “The terrorist next door.” Ooh, scary. I’m more worried about the
    journalist next door.

    Not surprisingly, the paper is taking a lot of heat for
    revealing who is packing heat. And one of the more common criticisms reveals a
    truth.

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  • It’s Official: Mayor Bloomberg Needs Mental Help

    Bear on Pink SofaBy Selwyn Duke

    Since removing constitutional rights is all the rage now, I have to ask:
    when does dislocation from reality become severe enough to justify
    involuntary commitment? A good study case is NYC’s Mayor Michael
    Bloomberg, who recently uttered a real gem on his weekly radio show.
    Writes Politicker.com:

      “I don’t think there’s anybody that’s defended the Second Amendment as
      much as I have, Ray,” Mr. Bloomberg said to a caller who asked him why
      he was “so against” the constitutional passage. “I think you have a
      perfect right to buy weapons and keep them for protection or for sport.
      We have tried to make sure that you have it.”

    Well, take that, Wayne LaPierre. You thought you were the point man on
    gun rights, but you’re actually outshone by Little Big Gulp, who has
    defended the Second Amendment more than “anybody.”

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  • A 60-year-old Mystery Finally Solved


    This song is almost 60 years old, and it has only recently been discovered what the bah-dah, bah-dah, bah-dah referenced are.

    Liberals!

    Listen to the song and weight in on whether this rings true. I believe it. Liberals are everywhere, it seems, and whenever they render opinion, it always sounds the same: bah-dah, bah-dah, bah-dah!

  • The Chinese Want Gun Control — in America

    By Selwyn Duke

    Who’d have guessed it? When the Chinese aren’t busy
    effecting forced abortions, persecuting political dissidents, sending
    contaminated products to our shores, or shipping us other junk that
    malfunctions a month after you buy it, they concern themselves with our
    well-being.

    In an article published by the Chinese government-front media
    outlet Xinhua, the Beijing regime
    calls on the Obama administration to use the Sandy Hook massacre as a pretext
    for more gun control. The outlet writes,
    “Every time a tragedy occurs, there are renewed appeals for gun regulation.
    However, the calls disappointingly always fail.” Gee, we wouldn’t want to
    disappoint the Chinese fascists again now, would we?

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  • Proof the Left Wants All Guns Outlawed

    By Selwyn Duke

    It has been said that to identify a liar, look for
    contradiction, because it’s hard keeping lies straight.

    It’s no revelation that leftists would like to effect gun
    confiscation (except for themselves and their bodyguards, of course), but they
    generally maintain plausible deniability so that the world’s Dirty Harry Reids
    can convince the flyover-country bitter clingers that they believe in the
    Second Amendment. And they certainly do — the way the Devil believes in God.
    Nonetheless, leftists sometimes tip their hand, and such is the case with a
    recent New York Post editorial.

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  • The End of the World

    By Selwyn Duke

    This is the piece that will never be published. Haven’t you
    heard?

    The world’s going to end on December 21.

    End-of-the-world hysteria is rather interesting. The
    Argentine government has restricted access to a mountain over a mass “spiritual
    suicide” threat
    associated with it, and the Chinese regime has responded to a doomsday cult by
    staying true to form: it arrested people.
    And all this based upon an interpretation of the Mayan calendar that predicts a
    Winter Solstice apocalypse.

    Of course, every age has its end-times expectations. Martin
    of Tours predicted that the end would come by 400 A.D.; many believed, not
    surprisingly, it would happen on Jan. 1, 1000; perhaps a tad more scientific,
    mathematician Michael Stifel predicted that at 8:00 am on Oct. 19, 1533
    Judgment Day would begin; and, more recently, radio personality Harold Camping
    prophesied a 2011 demise, which turned out to be as accurate as a 2012 Dick
    Morris election prediction.

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  • For Harry Belafonte: The Banana Republic Song

    By Selwyn Duke

    As many of you know, singer Harry Belafonte recently suggested that Barack Obama handle dissenters the way a Third World dictator would. So in recognition of Belafonte’s contributions and because, since we’re getting musical here, “I’m Just Not Wild about Harry,” I’ve created “The Banana Republic Song.” It goes like this:

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