• Why I Must Defend Barbara Boxer

    Businessman Karate By Selwyn Duke

    We’ve all heard about the
    little dust-up between Black Chamber of Commerce president and CEO Harry Alford
    and Democrat senator Barbara Boxer during an Environment & Public Works
    (EPW) hearing on “green” jobs. Boxer, the chairman of the EPW committee, was
    trying to refute a report commissioned by Alford’s organization stating that
    the Waxman-Markey American Clean Energy and Security Act — which I’ll call “cap-and-sap”
    — would actually cause a net reduction in jobs. So, marshalling her arguments,
    she cited many sources that support cap-and-sap — among them the NAACP and the
    leader of 100 Black Men of America.

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  • Reader Email: Turn Back the Rahmulans! (A Satire by a Nerd)

    After
    their sweeping Proconsul victory of the “Cap and Trade” bill, led by Chief
    Proconsul Nazi Pelosi, at the urging of Rahmulan Emanuel, it appears the Rahmulans
    and Prater Obama have been turned back and have been forced to their side of
    the neutral zone — for a time.  The
    Rahmulans started their incursion into the neutral zone back on January 20th,
    with the inauguration of their figurehead Prater Obama.  Cloaked in ambiguity, platitudes and faux-altruism,
    the Rahmulans struck fast, knowing that their numbers and intellect were far
    inferior to the Vulconservatives. 
    Although hardly a victory for the Vulconservatives, the most recent
    Rahmulan assault on the Universe, via Universal Health Care has been turned back,
    even at the urge to forge ahead by Rahmulan himself.  The Vulconservatives first goal is to expose
    the Rahmulan cloaking devices, so they can be seen for what they are; tyrants
    and villains.  Also part of the Vulconservative
    plan is once the cloak starts to weaken, assault the enemy with logic, reason
    and Truth.  Such an assault will surely
    unite the Federation and insure victory. 

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  • Britannia Ruled by Knaves: Savage Banned to Fill White Man Quota

    1063641_low By Selwyn Duke

    When I first heard that radio
    host Michael Savage had been banned from traveling to England along with an
    assortment of Moslem terrorists and other miscreants, my first thought was that
    the public relations arm of the politically correct thought police had struck
    again.  It only made sense.  Given how Britain is now bedeviled by Islamic
    jihadists, it had a legitimate reason to keep their most zealous fellows from the
    nation’s increasingly volatile Moslem masses. 
    Yet the spineless Neville Chamberlain bureaucrats charged with this task
    — whose motto seems to be “peace through capitulation” — would never want to be
    seen as singling out Moslems.  So they
    traded a man’s reputation for peace in our time. 

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  • Another Minimum Wage Hike: But Will It Help?

    Mowing Man Silhouette By Selwyn Duke

    In another example of turning lemonade into lemons in economically
    troubled times, the federal minimum wage increased yesterday from $6.55
    an hour to $7.25 an hour. It's certainly a fashionable measure, but
    will it actually improve the lot of low-income workers?

    Let's first discuss what the minimum wage is not. It's not something
    that's constitutional for the federal government to set; such power
    rightly resides with the states, depending on each state's
    constitution. It's also not, contrary to the usual narrative, something
    on which many millions of Americans must support families. In fact,
    only about three percent of the workforce earns minimum wage; moreover,
    a majority of this population comprises the very young and those who
    are not primary breadwinners. For example, the Heritage Foundation tells us,
    "Over half (53 percent) are teenagers or young adults under the age of
    23. More than half (54 percent) of these young workers live in families
    with incomes two or more times the official poverty level for their
    family size and 18 percent live in poor families…. Less than 21
    percent of minimum wage workers are the sole breadwinners of their
    families and less than 5 percent are sole breadwinners that work
    full-time year-round. Less than 5 percent of minimum wage workers are
    poor single mothers over 18 years old."

    Read the rest here.

  • Guest Commentary: And That’s The Way it Wasn’t – Walter Cronkite

    Pinnochio By Bruce Walker

    By all accounts, Walter Cronkite was a kindly, almost
    avuncular figure.  Many members of the journalist community have written
    eulogies of his decency and humility.  He had a long, happy
    marriage.  These things should count to us conservatives, who yearn for human
    life to be more about how it is lived than in the personal politics of each
    individual. We ought to respect, for example, the genuine marital love that
    Barack has for Michelle or, for that matter, the love that Jimmy Carter has for
    Roselyn.  If we fail to honor those good aspects of our political
    opponents, then we run the grave risk of becoming that hideous creation of the
    Left, homo politicus.

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  • Obama Regulatory Pick’s Pro-animal Rights and Anti-First Amendment Activism

    Silenced Girl By Selwyn Duke

    It’s not surprising that Harvard man Barack Obama wouldn’t share
    late writer William F. Buckley’s sentiment that “I would rather be
    governed by 400 people out of the phone book than the whole faculty of
    Harvard.” In fact, although he won’t manage to fill the Congress with
    the staff of his alma mater, he certainly is making sure his
    administration is replete with its members.

    And Obama is now making another addition to his many Harvard-honed
    underlings with the nomination of Cass Sunstein to be head of the
    Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs at OMB, a position
    commonly known as the “regulatory czar.”

    Read the rest here.

  • Mom Arrested for Having Fat Son

    2052845_low By Selwyn Duke

    While America may not have anything resembling Saudi Arabia’s
    religious police, called “The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue
    and Prevention of Vice,” we do have our own strange version of vice
    squads. Only, the trespasses they root out today are less likely to
    involve heroin and harlots than Twinkies and trans-fats. And their
    latest move is the arrest of a mother and the seizure of her child. Her
    crime? Her son is too fat.

    Tracy Miller at the Daily News reports on the story, writing,
    “A 555-pound teenager in South Carolina is at the center of the latest
    legal case to consider whether child obesity is a form of child abuse.”

    Read the rest here.

  • Monday’s Savage Nation Radio Appearance: The Prejudice of Atheists

    https://selwynduke.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/savage-presentation-britain-rules-by-knaves-08-05-09-1.mp3 The Prejudice of Atheists-7/20/09

  • Feminist Folderol: Swedish Parents Refuse to Reveal Sex of Child

    Sex Symbols-Confusion A Swedish couple refuses to reveal whether their two-year-old child
    is a boy or girl, claiming that “gender” is a “social construction.”

    By Selwyn Duke

    Sweden has long been known for pristine lakes and forests,
    long-legged blondes and ultra-safe cars, but it’s now distinguishing
    itself in another, more dubious, way: as the nation of feminism on
    steroids. There was the Swedish elementary school that removed urinals
    from the boys’ bathroom because the male practice of standing up while
    tending to nature’s call supposedly constitutes “triumphing in
    masculinity” and is “degrading to women” (you just can’t make this
    stuff up). There were the Swedish parliamentarians who proposed
    the “Man Tax,” which men would have to pony up to cover the social cost
    of violence against women (I’m tellin’ ya’, you can’t make this up). Of
    course, there was no mention whether men would receive a tax rebate for
    male-developed scientific and medical advances that enabled female life
    expectancy to surpass that of men. Nor was there a counter-proposal for
    a stupidity tax.

    In light of the above, it didn’t surprise me to hear the story
    of “Pop.” No, Pop isn’t a sparkling beverage, graying patriarch or Rice
    Krispies elf. Pop is a two-and-half-year-old Swedish child — a Swedish
    child with two very strange Swedish parents. Or, to be precise, two
    very strange parents. I cannot say if they’re strange for Swedes.

    Read the rest here.

  • Breaking Story: Computers with Rigged Honduran Election Results Discovered

    552042_low By Selwyn Duke

    While much of the world has lined up with Manuel Zelaya, the ousted
    president of Honduras, time and truth do not seem to be his cause's
    friend. The latest shoe to drop is a shocking Catalan newspaper report
    stating that Honduran authorities have discovered 45 computers
    containing election results for an election that never took place.

    No, this isn't the Twilight Zone — it's the Corruption Zone.

    Read the rest here.

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